Usual Saturday night. Plans of going clubbing.
Get into my friend’s car (he is driving) with my girlfriend. We drove straight to pick up his date from her place.
While reaching there, he got out of the car (we didn’t), went around to open the door for her, let her inside and then walked around the car to get in to the driver’s spot again.
While coming to the driver’s spot, his date, now inside the car and not knowing we are sitting on the back seat, let’s out a fart. It was long, not at all silent, but not smelly, thank God!
She let it all out, settles before he sits in his seat and says, “Did you meet my friends? This is his girlfriend.”
The look on her face then: PRICELESS!